The Sound of One Team Sucking

Mindful Meditations for Recovering Leafs Fans

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A hilarious self-help book for recovering Leafs fans everywhere.

We’ve all heard it. The sound of one team sucking. Our team. The Leafs. It starts as an almost imperceptible hum, a month or so after the home opener, once the shine of the new season wears off, building in intensity with each defeat until the sound explodes like the noise a star might make if you ripped its heart out. Fact is, being a Maple Leafs fan is a kind of addiction: irrational, compulsive, dependent. You can’t just quit cold turkey. You need help …

And that’s where The Sound of One Team Sucking comes in. Think of it as your own portable support group, designed to accompany you through another disappointing season (plus draft day!), and guide your recovery as you strive to live a more emotionally and spiritually balanced life. Written by Leafs addicts, The Sound of One Team Sucking is a hilarious meditation on the futility of Leafs fandom.

Table des matières

Table des matières
Cover 1
Copyright 5
INTRODUCTION 10
GAME 1 14
GAME 2 16
GAME 3 18
GAME 4 20
GAME 5 22
GAME 6 24
GAME 7 27
GAME 8 29
GAME 9 32
GAME 10 35
GAME 11 37
GAME 12 40
GAME 13 43
GAME 14 45
GAME 15 48
GAME 16 50
GAME 17 52
GAME 18 54
GAME 19 56
GAME 20 58
GAME 21 60
GAME 22 62
GAME 23 64
GAME 24 66
GAME 25 68
GAME 26 70
GAME 27 73
GAME 28 75
GAME 29 78
GAME 30 81
GAME 31 83
GAME 32 85
GAME 33 87
GAME 34 89
GAME 35 93
GAME 36 96
GAME 37 99
GAME 38 101
GAME 39 103
GAME 40 106
GAME 41 108
GAME 42 111
GAME 43 113
GAME 44 115
GAME 45 117
GAME 46 119
GAME 47 122
GAME 48 125
GAME 49 128
GAME 50 130
GAME 51 133
GAME 52 135
GAME 53 137
GAME 54 139
GAME 55 142
GAME 56 144
GAME 57 147
GAME 58 149
GAME 59 152
GAME 60 154
GAME 61 156
GAME 62 158
GAME 63 160
GAME 64 163
GAME 65 166
GAME 66 168
GAME 67 171
GAME 68 173
GAME 69 176
GAME 70 180
GAME 71 183
GAME 72 185
GAME 73 187
GAME 74 189
GAME 75 192
GAME 76 196
GAME 77 198
GAME 78 201
GAME 79 203
GAME 80 206
GAME 81 208
GAME 82 211
DRAFT DAY 213
ABOUT THE AUTHORS 216

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